Hoc est Charklis Domus

shitloadsofwrestling:

Former WWE superstar Chris Masters saves his mother’s life.

According to TMZ, Christopher Mordetzky (better known as Chris Masters) rushed to his mother’s house to assess a situation. Apparently, a neighbor had went batshit and barricaded himself as well as Mordezky’s mother inside his mother’s home. When Mordetzky arrived, the neighbor told him that if anyone attempted to enter the home, he would set the place on fire.

Mordetzky attempted to reason with the man, who wasn’t trying to hear any of it. Rather than put the bastard in the MasterLock until his head popped off, Mordetzky called the police. When the police arrived, the neighbor set fire to the home. This prompted Mordetzky to uproot a tree with his bare fucking hands and toss it through the window. He then climbed inside and saved his mother’s life. Afterward, the police retained the neighbor and he is now being held in custody. Mordetzky provided the above photos from the incident.

Mordetzky tweeted about the incident:

Saved my moms life!Son ofaBitch barricaded my mom in her apt & set the place on fire.I Broke my moms window with police help,&pulled herOut. Heres the aftermath.So thankful my moms alive!!!!!!!!!”

“Thanks for all your thoughts and prayers.AHole got his from me!!!And is in jail as I type this.Moms resting comfortably with me at my place.”

Just… wow. There are a billion words that I can say about this incident, but the first that come to mind are to mention what a bad son of a bitch Masters is. To try to talk sense into a guy threatening his mother’s life is one thing, but to RIP A TREE FROM THE GROUND and THROW IT through a window, then CLIMB INTO A FIRE, you’re a fucking action hero. Kudos to you, Chris. Seriously, you are amazing.

bandwagonjumpr:

"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother…

I talked
JUST
LIKE

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!”

bandwagonjumpr:

"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother…

I talked

JUST

LIKE

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!”

Foodfight freaks out the Nostalgia Critic [x]

herbizarre:

This is war.
projectendo:

YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK 
I’M A WOMAN’S MAN, NO TIME TO TALK

projectendo:

YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK

I’M A WOMAN’S MAN, NO TIME TO TALK

(x)

avatardbezza:

Words cannot describe…

avatardbezza:

Words cannot describe…

vgprintads:

"Resident Evil" [PC]
Computer Gaming World, October 1997 (#159)
Scanned by CGW Museum

That is a straight up terrifying motto

vgprintads:

"Resident Evil" [PC]

  • Computer Gaming World, October 1997 (#159)
  • Scanned by CGW Museum

That is a straight up terrifying motto

super-mario-rpg:

Most people think that Waluigi’s first appearance was in Mario Tennis, but it’s a lesser-known fact that he was originally slated to be the star character in what would later be known as Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars!  It seems that the first version of the game didn’t do too well with test audiences, so they replaced Waluigi with Mario to give it more appeal.
Sadly, this box art is all the evidence we have of the game’s existence - it’s rumored that Shigeru Miyamoto keeps the only remaining copy locked in a basement, refusing to let it see the light of day ever again.

super-mario-rpg:

Most people think that Waluigi’s first appearance was in Mario Tennis, but it’s a lesser-known fact that he was originally slated to be the star character in what would later be known as Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars!  It seems that the first version of the game didn’t do too well with test audiences, so they replaced Waluigi with Mario to give it more appeal.

Sadly, this box art is all the evidence we have of the game’s existence - it’s rumored that Shigeru Miyamoto keeps the only remaining copy locked in a basement, refusing to let it see the light of day ever again.